How Well Do You Know Funny Irish Words and Phrases?

Irish words and phrases can be hilarious and mystifying to an outsider, but when you're in the know, you're having all the fun! Do you think you know Irish words and phrases well? Take these 12 questions and find out!
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If you're ordering "the black stuff" what are you ordering?
A lager
A stout
A whiskey
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If you're drinking a "mineral" in Ireland, what are you drinking?
Water
Soda
Orange juice
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Who exactly would be referred to as a "oul fella?"
Someone's grandfather
Someone's father
Someone's son
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If you're "out on the razzle" where are you?
Out on the town
Out on a bender
Gone on vacation
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If you're as "full as a Catholic school" what are you?
Not hungry
Completely wateted
Feeling bloated
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If a restaurant serves food that is "me daza," what is the quality of the food?
Sub par
Excellent
Decent
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If the weather is "lashing out" what is it doing?
Raining
Snowing
Thundering
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If you "leg it off" in Ireland, what are you doing?
Walking
Running
Sitting
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If you're "sucking diesel" at work, are you doing well?
Yes
No
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If Sean is looking for a bit of a "craic" what is he looking for?
Drugs
A good time
Alcohol
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If a man says to a woman in Ireland, "what a ride" does he think she's sexy or unattractive?
Sexy
Unattractive
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If you're snogging someone, what are you doing to them?
Kissing them
Hugging them
Beating them
Result
Based on the results of this quiz, you're a bit Irish dim! When it comes to the slang of the Emerald Isle you're not quite up to snuff. While you might have a good based knowledge, you're far from being able to fit in with a real Irishman.

C+, Irish Dim

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You know the slang of Ireland the way only a few Irishmen really can! If we were you, we'd be impressing our friends with our knowledge around every corner. Well done!

B+, Irish Intellect

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Based on the results of this quiz, you are truly Irish intelligent! Few people can truly know the language and culture associated with other countries, but you do! You've learned Irish slang the way only a few Irishman really can!

A+, Irish Intelligent

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1
If you're ordering "the black stuff" what are you ordering?
A lager
A stout
A whiskey
2
If you're drinking a "mineral" in Ireland, what are you drinking?
Water
Soda
Orange juice
3
Who exactly would be referred to as a "oul fella?"
Someone's grandfather
Someone's father
Someone's son
4
If you're "out on the razzle" where are you?
Out on the town
Out on a bender
Gone on vacation
5
If you're as "full as a Catholic school" what are you?
Not hungry
Completely wateted
Feeling bloated
6
If a restaurant serves food that is "me daza," what is the quality of the food?
Sub par
Excellent
Decent
7
If the weather is "lashing out" what is it doing?
Raining
Snowing
Thundering
8
If you "leg it off" in Ireland, what are you doing?
Walking
Running
Sitting
9
If you're "sucking diesel" at work, are you doing well?
Yes
No
10
If Sean is looking for a bit of a "craic" what is he looking for?
Drugs
A good time
Alcohol
11
If a man says to a woman in Ireland, "what a ride" does he think she's sexy or unattractive?
Sexy
Unattractive
12
If you're snogging someone, what are you doing to them?
Kissing them
Hugging them
Beating them