How Well Do You Know British Insults?

Forget the prim and proper of Jolly old England, it's time to talk insults! Do you think you can decipher these 12 British insults with ease? Take this thoroughly insulting quiz and find out!
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If someone is called a "minger" then they are what?
Stupid
Unattractive
Dull
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To call someone a "pillock" in Britain is to call them what?
An idiot
A genius
A theif
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What are you if you’re “Billy no mates?"
You're all alone.
You're a goat farmer.
You're not cool.
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How strong are you if you’re a “pansy?"
Strong
Weak
Average
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What does “gormless” mean?
Fearless
Charmless
Clueless
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If someone is a "muppet" then they are probably pretty....
Outlandish
Gullible
Cocky
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What sort of person is a “toff?"
A poor person
A middle class person
An upper class or rich person
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What does it mean if some-one is “dodgy?"
Simple
Shady
Mysterious
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What’s another word for a “twit?"
A fool
A panhandler
A moron
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If someone calls you a "trollop" what are they actually calling you?
A vixen
A tramp
A lady killer
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If someone is a "chuffer" then they are what?
All talk and no action.
A bit broke.
An alcoholic.
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Someone who is a called "tosser" is typically pretty...
Messy
Obnoxious
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Result
Rats, it doesn't seem as if you know your British insults very well just yet! Worry not friend, unless you hail from Jolly Old England, you'll probably never have these insults thrown your way!

C+, British Insult Bust

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Go ahead and book that ticket to London, you're ready to throw around the insults like a true British citizen! You've certainly brushed up on the insults and slang terms that could make even the most adventurous person feel slighted. Go you!

B+, British Insult Brainy

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Wow, your knowledge of British insults is so vast, it's almost a bit scary! It's clear that you could hold your own against the witty and dry folks who call this country home. Not only do you know the insults, you know how to use them to your advantage!

A+, British Insult Bright

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1
If someone is called a "minger" then they are what?
Stupid
Unattractive
Dull
2
To call someone a "pillock" in Britain is to call them what?
An idiot
A genius
A theif
3
What are you if you’re “Billy no mates?"
You're all alone.
You're a goat farmer.
You're not cool.
4
How strong are you if you’re a “pansy?"
Strong
Weak
Average
5
What does “gormless” mean?
Fearless
Charmless
Clueless
6
If someone is a "muppet" then they are probably pretty....
Outlandish
Gullible
Cocky
7
What sort of person is a “toff?"
A poor person
A middle class person
An upper class or rich person
8
What does it mean if some-one is “dodgy?"
Simple
Shady
Mysterious
9
What’s another word for a “twit?"
A fool
A panhandler
A moron
10
If someone calls you a "trollop" what are they actually calling you?
A vixen
A tramp
A lady killer
11
If someone is a "chuffer" then they are what?
All talk and no action.
A bit broke.
An alcoholic.
12
Someone who is a called "tosser" is typically pretty...
Messy
Obnoxious
Popular