Salute! Let's see if you civilians can decipher these choice words and acronyms that our men and women in uniform have developed over the years. WARNING: Some language may not be suitable for minors.

Question 1/12

wikimedia.org
When a piece of equipment is ruined with no way to fix it, what do they call it?
FUBAR
SUPER
RED DOG
Question 2/12

halloweencostumes.com
A sailor recruit in boot camp who does nefarious things like stealing at night or vandalizing is called what?
Ninja Joe
Charlie Ninja
Ricky Ninja
Question 3/12

dodlive.mil
This derogatory term for a Coast Guard member is used by those who don't think much of them.
Larry Lifeguard
Puddle Pirate
Shallow Hal
Question 4/12

channel4.com
A very aggressive or muscular female soldier or Marine is sometimes called this:
Insane Jane
Bitch Cassidy
Jane Wayne
Question 5/12

tracemypreps.com
What do soldiers call beef franks which are included in some MREs (meals ready to eat) so named for their number and unpleasant taste?
5 Weiner Woofs
5 Fingers of Death
5 Mouseketeers
Question 6/12

rt.com
Radio speak for "Lost Like a MotherF*****"
Lima Lima Martian Field
Lima Lima Mike Foxtrot
Lima Lima Mike Foster
Question 7/12

wikimedia.org
What is the thorough cleanup of the barracks (in anticipation of an inspection) called?
Green Day
Mess Dress
Field Day
Question 8/12

wikimedia.org
Small Arms Protective Inserts (which fit into the Interceptor body armor system) are called what?
Captain Americas
Mae Wests
Chicken Plates
Question 9/12

galaxyarmynavy.com
What might a soldier/sailor call a second lieutenant or ensign, in reference to the rank insignia - a single gold bar?
Butterbar
Cheese Stick
Butterfinger
Question 10/12

courtartist.com
A Bad Conduct Discharge, the less severe of the two types of punitive discharge, is also called this:
Bad Ass Detroit
Brat Case Dismissal
Big Chicken Dinner
Question 11/12

af.mil
A freshman at the United States Air Force Academy is called what?
Doofus
Bucket
Doolie
Question 12/12

doblu.com
What's another term for Missing in Action (MIA)?
Gone Elvis
Stray Cat
Gone Copperfield
Pretty shabby. You've never served in the military and the only time you ever had a battle incident was when you spilled your popcorn watching TV!
C+, Private

healwithoil.com
Right!
Nice job, soldier! You may have never served in the military, but you know that an IED is not an Iraqi-Educated Doctor.
B+, Colonel

pioneersofbearddom.com
Right!
Bravo Zulu! You have either served in the military, have family who have served, or have seen every John Wayne and Rambo movie!
A+, General

rogerebert.com
Right!
1

When a piece of equipment is ruined with no way to fix it, what do they call it?
FUBAR
SUPER
RED DOG
2

A sailor recruit in boot camp who does nefarious things like stealing at night or vandalizing is called what?
Ninja Joe
Charlie Ninja
Ricky Ninja
3

This derogatory term for a Coast Guard member is used by those who don't think much of them.
Larry Lifeguard
Puddle Pirate
Shallow Hal
4

A very aggressive or muscular female soldier or Marine is sometimes called this:
Insane Jane
Bitch Cassidy
Jane Wayne
5

What do soldiers call beef franks which are included in some MREs (meals ready to eat) so named for their number and unpleasant taste?
5 Weiner Woofs
5 Fingers of Death
5 Mouseketeers
6

Radio speak for "Lost Like a MotherF*****"
Lima Lima Martian Field
Lima Lima Mike Foxtrot
Lima Lima Mike Foster
7

What is the thorough cleanup of the barracks (in anticipation of an inspection) called?
Green Day
Mess Dress
Field Day
8

Small Arms Protective Inserts (which fit into the Interceptor body armor system) are called what?
Captain Americas
Mae Wests
Chicken Plates
9

What might a soldier/sailor call a second lieutenant or ensign, in reference to the rank insignia - a single gold bar?
Butterbar
Cheese Stick
Butterfinger
10

A Bad Conduct Discharge, the less severe of the two types of punitive discharge, is also called this:
Bad Ass Detroit
Brat Case Dismissal
Big Chicken Dinner
11

A freshman at the United States Air Force Academy is called what?
Doofus
Bucket
Doolie
12

What's another term for Missing in Action (MIA)?
Gone Elvis
Stray Cat
Gone Copperfield