Can You Speak Redneck Slang?

Think you'd be able to shoot the sh*t with the Duck Dynasty gang? Take this quiz now to find out!
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Question 1/12

foxnews.com
What does this redneck phrase mean? "can't carry a tune in a bucket"
can't sing
can't speak in public
doesn't laugh

Question 2/12

theuspatriot.com
What does this redneck phrase mean? "gussied up"
cleaned up/dressed up
worked up/angry
messy/sloppy

Question 3/12

mshcdn.com
What does this redneck phrase mean? "like herding cats"
anything that is easy to do
anything that is not done commonly
anything that is difficult to do

Question 4/12

guns.ru
What does this redneck phrase mean? "knee-high to a grasshopper"
very naive and unassuming
very young and small
very immature

Question 5/12

abcnews.com
What does this redneck phrase mean? "fixin' to"
getting ready/preparing to
getting excited for
not wanting to do something

Question 6/12

christianpost.com
What does this redneck phrase mean? "clod hopper"
large farm machinery
someone who sleeps on others' counches
large heavy shoes or boots

Question 7/12

thewrap.com
What does this redneck phrase mean? "get up with"
get anxious about
get in contact with
go on vacation with

Question 8/12

businessinsider.com
What does this redneck phrase mean? "a hankerin' for"
a dislike for
an excitement for
a craving for

Question 9/12

turner.com
What does this redneck phrase mean? "happy as a puppy with two peckers"
very happy
very sad
very agitated

Question 10/12

clickypix.com
What does this redneck phrase mean? "hit with the ugly stick"
stubborn
snobbish
unattractive

Question 11/12

wordpress.com
What does this redneck phrase mean? "high cotton"
wealthy or successful
smooth or clever
eloquently spoken

Question 12/12

breitbart.com
What does this redneck phrase mean? "We'll, I'll be a monkey's uncle."
an expression of disgust or anger
an expression of suprise, shock, or disbelief
an expression of amusement
The Duck Dynasty gang would say that you can take your uppity English somewhere else. However, at least you know that you know how to speak.

C+, Proper English Speaker

wikispaces.com
Right!
Not too bad! Try to get up with a few true rednecks and your slang will earn you a great score next time!

B+, Redneck Wannabe

tucsonweddingphotographer.biz
Right!
Your score is so granny slappin' good that I doubt you're a city slicker - I'm sure you're a true hillbilly hero!

A+, Hillbilly Hero

thetimes.co.uk
Right!
1
What does this redneck phrase mean? "can't carry a tune in a bucket"
can't sing
can't speak in public
doesn't laugh
2
What does this redneck phrase mean? "gussied up"
cleaned up/dressed up
worked up/angry
messy/sloppy
3
What does this redneck phrase mean? "like herding cats"
anything that is easy to do
anything that is not done commonly
anything that is difficult to do
4
What does this redneck phrase mean? "knee-high to a grasshopper"
very naive and unassuming
very young and small
very immature
5
What does this redneck phrase mean? "fixin' to"
getting ready/preparing to
getting excited for
not wanting to do something
6
What does this redneck phrase mean? "clod hopper"
large farm machinery
someone who sleeps on others' counches
large heavy shoes or boots
7
What does this redneck phrase mean? "get up with"
get anxious about
get in contact with
go on vacation with
8
What does this redneck phrase mean? "a hankerin' for"
a dislike for
an excitement for
a craving for
9
What does this redneck phrase mean? "happy as a puppy with two peckers"
very happy
very sad
very agitated
10
What does this redneck phrase mean? "hit with the ugly stick"
stubborn
snobbish
unattractive
11
What does this redneck phrase mean? "high cotton"
wealthy or successful
smooth or clever
eloquently spoken
12
What does this redneck phrase mean? "We'll, I'll be a monkey's uncle."
an expression of disgust or anger
an expression of suprise, shock, or disbelief
an expression of amusement