Do You Know What These Vintage Curse Words Mean?

These 12 old school curse words are more funny than insulting! Think you know what these vintage curse words mean? It's time to find out how well you really know your old school curses!
START THE QUIZ!

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If someone exclaimed "bejabbers" what were they trying to say?
Darn you!
By jesus!
My god!

Question 2/12

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"Jiggery-pokery" means...
Trickery
Suspicious activity
Blasphemy

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If you interject by saying "Applesauce!" you mean...
Nonsense!
Shut up!
Gosh darnit!

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To exclaim "consarn" is the same as saying...
God-Darn!
Shut up!
To heck with you!

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"Thunderation" means....
Tarnation
Senseless or silly talk
Lying or blasphemy

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What does it mean to "hoodwink"?
To deceive or trick
To be happy
To have a wone night stand

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What does "great horn spoon" mean?
By god!
My love!
You devil!

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A "plonker" is someone that is _____.
Gorgeous
Not very smart
A bit of a dud

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"Blithering" is _______.
Walking about
Talking foolish
Bragging

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"Piffle" is ______.
Nonsense
A way to say hello
A stupid man

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"Giggle water" is ______.
Tea
Alcohol
Sparkling water

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If something is "the Cat's Pajamas", it's...
As good as it gets
A waste of time
Very uncool
Thank goodness time travel isn't a thing, because these vintage curse words baffled you to no end! While you may know your modern cusses as well as any teenager, these weird vintage curses aren't on your radar just yet!

C+, Curse Word Clueless

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Right!
You're curse word clever! Though these curse words haven't been used for decades (even centuries), you still managed to pass this quiz with ease. To you, knowing iconic curse words is a part of knowing true history and culture. Go ahead and brag a little, you've earned it!

B+, Curse Word Clever

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Right!
You could have cussed with the best of them back in the day! Whether in Victorian times or in the roaring 20s, your tongue would have been as sharp as those who called these eras home. You're totally curse word wise and it shows! Go ahead, let loose on your friends. See if they know what these cusses mean!

A+, Curse Word Wise

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Right!
1
If someone exclaimed "bejabbers" what were they trying to say?
Darn you!
By jesus!
My god!
2
"Jiggery-pokery" means...
Trickery
Suspicious activity
Blasphemy
3
If you interject by saying "Applesauce!" you mean...
Nonsense!
Shut up!
Gosh darnit!
4
To exclaim "consarn" is the same as saying...
God-Darn!
Shut up!
To heck with you!
5
"Thunderation" means....
Tarnation
Senseless or silly talk
Lying or blasphemy
6
What does it mean to "hoodwink"?
To deceive or trick
To be happy
To have a wone night stand
7
What does "great horn spoon" mean?
By god!
My love!
You devil!
8
A "plonker" is someone that is _____.
Gorgeous
Not very smart
A bit of a dud
9
"Blithering" is _______.
Walking about
Talking foolish
Bragging
10
"Piffle" is ______.
Nonsense
A way to say hello
A stupid man
11
"Giggle water" is ______.
Tea
Alcohol
Sparkling water
12
If something is "the Cat's Pajamas", it's...
As good as it gets
A waste of time
Very uncool