Can You Decipher These German Slang Terms?

Like every country in the world, Germany has a slang all its own. Do you think you've got what it takes to decipher german slang? It's time to find out! Test your knowledge of German slang with this language quiz!
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If a German greets you with "moin" what are they saying?
Morning
How are you?
Goodday

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If a German has "hair on his teeth" he has....
A sharp tongue
A way with words
A virus

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If someone in Germany "steps on a bowl of grease" what has happened to them?
They committed a blunder
They tripped and fell down
They broke up with someone

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If a German says "Ha?" what text lingo are they emulating?
LOL
ROFL
WTF

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If someone in Germany "gets on your cookie" what is he doing?
Harassing you
Annoying you
Stealing from you

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If a German "makes blue" what are they doing?
Cutting school or work
Harassing a cop
Getting sick to their stomach

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If a German "pulls you through the cacao" what are they doing?
Greeting you
Mugging you
Making fun of you

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If someone says "It's all Greek to a German" what are they saying?
One is always confused
One doesn't speak german
One only understands "train station"

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If a German "gives you a basket" what are they doing?
Giving you a hug
Rejecting you for a date
Loaning you money

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If a German has "dirt on a stick" what does he have?
A bad reputation
Gossip to share
Skeletons in his closet

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If a German has "a plank in front of his head" he is a bit....
Slow on the uptake
Silly and irrational
Boring and stiff

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If someone in Germany "bites the grass" what happened to them?
They made a joke
They fell
They died
Uh-oh, you're a bit German slang befuddled! While you may know a few basic German slang phrases here and there, most of the slang in this quiz left you scratching your head in confusion. Worry not friend, you'll get this quiz next time!

C+, German Slang Befuddled

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You're a German slang expert! You know your German slang as well as a true German citizen. You could totally blend into this European country with total ease. Go ahead and book that vacation, we think it's long overdue!

A+, German Slang Expert

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1
If a German greets you with "moin" what are they saying?
Morning
How are you?
Goodday
2
If a German has "hair on his teeth" he has....
A sharp tongue
A way with words
A virus
3
If someone in Germany "steps on a bowl of grease" what has happened to them?
They committed a blunder
They tripped and fell down
They broke up with someone
4
If a German says "Ha?" what text lingo are they emulating?
LOL
ROFL
WTF
5
If someone in Germany "gets on your cookie" what is he doing?
Harassing you
Annoying you
Stealing from you
6
If a German "makes blue" what are they doing?
Cutting school or work
Harassing a cop
Getting sick to their stomach
7
If a German "pulls you through the cacao" what are they doing?
Greeting you
Mugging you
Making fun of you
8
If someone says "It's all Greek to a German" what are they saying?
One is always confused
One doesn't speak german
One only understands "train station"
9
If a German "gives you a basket" what are they doing?
Giving you a hug
Rejecting you for a date
Loaning you money
10
If a German has "dirt on a stick" what does he have?
A bad reputation
Gossip to share
Skeletons in his closet
11
If a German has "a plank in front of his head" he is a bit....
Slow on the uptake
Silly and irrational
Boring and stiff
12
If someone in Germany "bites the grass" what happened to them?
They made a joke
They fell
They died